From the archives

Beckerman enjoying the rain in Mexico City back in 2010's duel with Cruz Azul.

What the

Mathis to Dipsey

"And that's how Wayne Newton came up with the song Danke Shoen."

Umm...this is the best photo of Espindola they could find?

(from RSL's Facebook page)

Angels fan is no fan

Check out the Angels fan in the front row who is too busy with his phone to celebrate another Morales goal.

C'mon man.

Beckerman skates, Saborio plays soccer

I'm not sure what Beckerman is doing, a little pretend skateboarding it looks like while former RSL'er Saborio plays a nice ball over to his teammate.

A couple of groin shots from yesterday's game against Toronto

 

The Beard departs

Real Salt Lake Trades Nat Borchers to Portland for Allocation Money

Borchers Departs RSL Tied For 2nd On The Club’s All-Time Appearance List

(realsaltlake.com 12-8-14)

Real Salt Lake has traded veteran defender Nat Borchers to the Portland Timbers in exchange for allocation money.  Per league and club policy, the amount of allocation money exchanged will not be disclosed.

http://www.realsaltlake.com/news/2014/12/real-salt-lake-trades-nat-borchers-portland-allocation-money

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My take:

It is sad to lose a player of Borchers' quality, and his contributions to RSL are many, but such is the life of professional soccer.

But the beard, the beard. I won't be sorry to see it go.

I know beards are all the rage now, the same as tattoos were say 5 or 6 years ago.

But seriously, are you concentrating more on your soccer play or your beard appearance?

Becks, time to cut the hair. Seriously.

I'm sorry, but Beckerman's hair is so played.

 

It was cool a few years ago but now it just looks like, well, a bird's nest. C'mon Becks, time to cut it, time for a new look.

It reminds me of Roberto Baggio's ponytail around the '94 World Cup and how he cut it off a year or two later and looked so much more classy.

If we choke again this year like we did last I'm placing the blame directly on Beckerman's hideous hair.

Baggio post ponytail



Tonight, we dine in hell !

Somtimes soccer photos are too funny

Borchers is always good for a silly face or two

What's wrong Pablo?, you butt wipe.

Wiff

Espindola swings and misses.

Velasquez

Gotta be the worst hair ever by an RSL'er.

Part mohawk, part mullet, part bleach.

Huh ?

Borchers attacks

Don't Cry for me Salt Lake City

For some reason Wingert suddenly got emotional during RSL's game against New York Saturday night. Don't worry Chris, we are off to a great start. Everything is going to be ok.

Fret not

Javier to Portland guy, "Fret ye not, for we too once sucked."

Bored?

A front-row fan apparently didn't find Espindola's goal against New England very exciting.

Attiba takes one for the team

Former RSL'er Attiba Harris took one for the team when Vancouver hosted Toronto earlier this year.