Thursday, October 26, 2023

Carli Lloyd DID NOT hold back on the USWNT


I held back from posting anything after the Women's World Cup a couple of months ago because I was being lazy and really didn't care. Soccer sucks, especially women's soccer. 

But enough time has gone by and I have a few things saved on the computer so I might as well clear this stuff out and post it. 

I was delighted to see the US women's team get beat, they didn't deserve to play in front of the world.

They suck, US soccer sucks, end of debate.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

MLS' new stupid playoff structure - let the clown show continue


 

MLS announces new playoff format for 2023 season

(mlssoccer.com 2-21-23)

Major League Soccer today announced the format and schedule for the Audi 2023 MLS Cup Playoffs and MLS Cup presented by Audi.

Building on the popular single-elimination format, the 2023 MLS postseason will see the addition of a pair of single-elimination Audi MLS Cup Playoffs Wild Card matches ahead of an enhanced Round One, which now includes a Best-of-3 series.


After Decision Day on Oct. 21, the playoff schedule will go as follows:

Wild Card matches: Oct. 25-26

Round One Best-of-3 series matches: Oct. 28-Nov. 12

Conference Semifinals and Conference Finals: Nov. 25-Dec. 3

MLS Cup presented by Audi: Dec. 9.


Qualification:

Seeds 1-7 in each conference will automatically qualify for the Round One Best-of-3 series.

Seeds 8-9 in each conference will qualify for the Audi 2023 MLS Cup Playoffs Wild Card matches.



MLS Cup Playoffs Wildcard Matches (2 games)

Two single-game elimination matches hosted by the higher seed.

If the score of a Wild Card game is tied at the end of regulation, no extra time will be played, teams will participate in kicks from the penalty spot to determine the winner.

The winner of each Wild Card match will advance to the Round One Best-of-3 series to face the conference No. 1 seed.

Eastern Conference Wild Card Match: No. 8 vs. No. 9

Western Conference Wild Card Match: No. 8 vs. No. 9



Round One Best-of-3 Series (16-24 games)

Every Round One game will have a winner; no ties, no aggregate score.
The matches will be hosted in a home-away-home format:
Match 1: higher seed hosts
Match 2: lower seed hosts
Match 3: higher seed hosts
If a match is tied at the end of regulation, no extra time will be played, teams will participate in kicks from the penalty spot to determine the winner.
The first team to win two matches will advance.
Four teams from each conference will advance to the Conference Semifinals.
Eastern Conference Round One Best-of-3 Series
No. 1 vs. No. 8 or 9
No. 2 vs. No. 7
No. 3 vs. No. 6
No. 4 vs. No. 5
Western Conference Round One Best-of-3 Series
No. 1 vs. No. 8 or 9
No. 2 vs. No. 7
No. 3 vs. No. 6
No. 4 vs. No. 5


Conference Semifinals (4 games)

Single-game elimination matches, hosted by the higher seed.
If the score of a Conference Semifinal game is tied at the end of regulation, two 15-minute extra time periods will be played in their entirety. If the score is still tied at the end of the two extra time periods, teams will participate in kicks from the penalty spot to determine the winner.
Conference Semifinal winners will advance to the Conference Final.
Eastern Conference Semifinals
Winner of No. 1 vs. No. 8/9 series vs. winner of No. 4 vs. No. 5 series
Winner of No. 3 vs. No. 6 series vs. winner of No. 2 vs. No. 7 series
Western Conference Semifinals
Winner of No. 1 vs. No. 8/9 series vs. winner of No. 4 vs. No. 5 series
Winner of No. 3 vs. No. 6 series vs. winner of No. 2 vs. No. 7 series


Conference Final (2 games)

Single-elimination match hosted by the higher seed.
If the score of a Conference Final game is tied at the end of regulation, two 15-minute extra time periods will be played in their entirety. If the score is still tied at the end of the two extra time periods, teams will participate in kicks from the penalty spot to determine the winner.
The winner of each Conference Final match will advance to MLS Cup presented by Audi.
Eastern Conference Final: highest advancing seed vs. lowest advancing seed
Western Conference Final: highest advancing seed vs. lowest advancing seed


MLS Cup (1 game)

A single match hosted by the higher seed.
If the score of the game is tied at the end of regulation, two 15-minute extra time periods will be played in their entirety. If the score is still tied at the end of the two extra time periods, teams will participate in kicks from the penalty spot to determine the winner.
MLS Cup presented by Audi: Eastern Conference Champion vs. Western Conference Champion


Monday, October 16, 2023

The most clutch save in all of soccer history (in my opinion)


Emiliano Martínez’s heroics save Argentina in clutch for World Cup title

(nypost.com 12-18-22)

Emiliano Martínez was still in tears as he tried to answer questions, the moment overwhelming the Argentine goalkeeper more than anything could have during the game itself. 

It was the first time all night he had looked anything other than calm as Martínez wrote himself into World Cup lore. In the classic World Cup final, Martinez carried Argentina through extra time and a penalty shootout to win the country’s first world championship in 36 years. 

It was the second minute of stoppage time after 120 had already passed when a looping ball found Randal Kolo Muani in space atop the Argentinian box. This looked like the moment for France, which had already fought back from 2-0 and 3-2 deficits to tie the game at three. This would write an end to Argentina, a tragic finish to a World Cup that seemed predestined to finish in favor of La Albiceleste from the start. 

And then there was Martínez, doing the splits and coming up with a desperation kick save, the ball flying off his left foot. Minutes later, with the game in penalties, there was no desperation — only stone cold calm. Martínez denied Kingsley Coman with a diving save to his left, then stared down Aurélien Tchouaméni until the French midfielder sent his attempt wide. 

“Nothing to thank me for,” Martínez said through both an interpreter and his tears. “It was a game we had to suffer. … It’s our destiny to suffer.” 

And it seemed to be his destiny to end that suffering. 

“We were [up] 3-2, they get another penalty. They almost scored two goals then I did that kick, that save, and this is my dream,” Martínez said. “I’m speechless.” 

The emotion, still, poured from him as he was asked about the penalty kicks. 

“I was calm. I relied on my teammates,” he said. “I couldn’t [save] the first one, I leaned the wrong way. 

“But then I did everything right.” 

His teammates, too, came through with a perfect 4-for-4 in the shootout. Lionel Messi, Paulo Dybala, Leandro Paredes and Gonzalo Montiel helped put Argentina over the top in the shootout, But it is Martínez who made that glory possible when all looked lost. 

“I want to dedicate [this] to my family, my kid,” Martínez said. “I came from humble beginnings, I left Argentina very young for England, and I just want to dedicate this to them.” 

https://nypost.com/2022/12/18/emiliano-martinez-saves-argentina-in-clutch-for-world-cup-title/